Mrs. Dahl Quotes!!
APUSH Quotes (04-05):
"...so their whole thing was, that if you do something bad, we'll throw you overboard! We'll throw you to the whales!"
"John Adams didn't like being a spare tire."
Dahl: Now, to most people George Washington is a hero. However, I think of him as a pillow.
Students: What?!
Dahl: Well, say the Constitution is a bed. You know, big, comfortable, but you know what makes it so much better? A pillow. George Washington is the pillow of the Consitution. And he's just like a pillow! You can hug it, rest your head on it, and hit people with it!
"I want to share the pot with you."
"Why did Ida Tarbell hate Rockefeller? He ate her father."
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Asian Civ (03-04):
I don't have her anymore, since Asian civ was last semester, but I'm keeping her a special place 'cause I hope to get her for APUSH next year!
"As long as we're counting heads, we may as well count toilets."
"If it's nice and straight..." *draws a squiggly line* (You had to have been there for that one.)
"You're always healthier when you've got people stored for the winter."
"If you like ice cream, have some ice cream. But don't take too much or you'll die of ice cream abuse."
"Western religions are a little depressing."
"There's plenty of people for the people to do."
"So the people realized that what they had to do was Jhong."
"Let's all meet in Mongolia and ride the wild horses..."
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Asian Civ Misc Quotes:
"CULTURE GONE WILD!!"
"Da moose da moooose..."
"Break the chain of existence!"
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