"It's my Lakers" by Shaq

Sung to the lyrics of "It's my Party" by Lesley Gore


Nobody knows where my Jerry has gone,

but Kobe left the same time.

Why was he holding a fat check

when it's supposed to be mine?


It's my Lakers and I'll whine if I want to,

whine if I want to, whine if I want to.

You would whine too if it happened to you.


Feed me the ball, I'll keep guarding all night

but leave me the ball for a while,

'til Kobe's passing to me

I've got no reason to smile.


It's my Lakers and I'll whine if I want to,

whine if I want to, whine if I want to.

You would whine too if it happened to you.


Kobe and Vanessa just walked thru' the door,

like a queen with her king.

Oh, what a million dollar surprise,

Vanessa's wearing her ring.


It's my Lakers and I'll whine if I want to,

whine if I want to, whine if I want to.

You would whine too if it happened to you.