Larry Coon arrested for mindfuckage

Los Angeles (SKP) - Usenet poster Larry Coon was arrested Wednesday night
for allegedly mindfucking a San Antonio troll at the Lakers Newsgroup.

The alleged victim was trolling the Lakers Newsgroup and met up with Coon,
when the alleged incident occured. Sources say that Coon invited the alleged
victim to debate the theories of evolution with him. What happened after
that is in dispute.

Friends of Coon were shocked when they heard the story. "No way. That's not
the Larry that I know", said Ben Johnson, a friend of Coon. "He wouldn't
mindfuck anyone! He's a valauble contributer to our group and he'd never do
anything like that!"

Anonymous sources claim there were scans done of the alleged victim's brain
and showed various scarring. Also pictures of finger marks were taken on the
alleged victim's head. Experts claim the evidence could be damaging. "The
evidence is pretty damning. Obviously the victim was holding and squeezing
his own head trying to stop the mindfuckage", said Chris Pedophilios who is
an expert of mindfuckage. "I've experienced this myself when I just couldn't
stop thinking about Bozak and I grabbed my own head screaming 'Get out of my
head!'".

However attorney Gary Scott Simon had a different opinion. "The victim could
already be brain-dead which would explain the scarring."

The credibility of the accuser was also called into questions as "friends"
of the accuser claim he is an "attention-seeker". "He would do anything for
attention", said Marcus Kwan who lives near the accuser. "He has desperately
tried to troll other groups, looking for attention and has constantly
changed his name in order to defeat all the killfiles that he's been placed
in".

The accuser is currently posting in anonymity.