TWA

Trolls with Attitude, rapped to the lyrics of NWA's Straight Outta Compton

Dr. Jane:  You are now about to witness the idiocy of troll knowledge


Jack Cube:

Straight outta Philly, stupid idiot troll named Jack White Dude

From the gang called Trolls with Attitude

When I jump off, I gotta pump up, hit the weight room and bodies are harder

You too boy if you jump with me

The netcops are gonna have to come and get me

Off my legs, that's how I'm pumping out

For the punk laker fans that's not jumping out

Laker fans start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Meet em and wrestle em in a ring like gumbo

Jumping off on a Laker fan like that

With a tape measure that's pointed at yo ass

So give it up smooth

Ain't no telling when I'm down for a Jack move

Here's a jumping rap to keep you jumping

With a crime record like Charles err uh Something

Paul Wight 7'4" is the tool

Don't make me act like a total fool

Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm outjumping Laker fans out the ring, daily

You're weekly, monthly and yearly

Until them jealous Laker fans see clearly

That I'm down with the capital WWF, Boy you can't jump with me

So when I'm in your newsgroup, you better jump

Cuz Jack White is stupid as Gump

As I leave, believe I'm silly

But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta Philly


Spinny Spin: Hey yo Chrs

MC Chrsan: Whassup?

Spinny Spin: Tell em where you're from!

MC Chrsan:

Straight outta Texas, another stupid ass troller

More trolls I use, yo, my shit gets older

I'm a stupid Clipper fan and you know this

But the jealous Laker fans don't show this

But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps

If not from my posts, which are filled with gaps

Just like trollery, the definition is flamin

And when internet armed it's called gamin

Troll a Laker fan in a minute

I find a good piece of blowup doll, I go up in it

So if you're in a newsgroup in the front row

I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho

You'll probably get mad like Jane is supposed to

But that shows me how easily you're trolled to

A stupid Clipper fan from tha street

Attitude is fake cause I'm trollin up Lakes

MC Chrs controls a gun of bubbles

For any Laker fan that starts trouble

Not the right hand cause I prefer the left hand myself

Every time I pull a National Geographic off the shelf

My idiocy is maximum and that's a law C-H-R-S spells Idiot but I'm raw

See, cuz I'm a stupid Clipper troller

The definition is clear, I'm the victim of a Wolner

That's taking place without a clue

And once you're on Iverson, your ass is Lue

Look, you might take it as a flame

But a troller like Chrs is only out for fame, Straight outta Texas


Dr. Jane:  Spinny is his name and the troll's comin...

Spinny Spin:

...straight outta Jersey is a troller that'll bother your mother

and make Jane think I love her

Genius Real Audio raises flames

And if I ever get caught I shift the blame

See, I don't post OT, that's the problem

I see a Laker fan, I just dodge him

But I'm a genius, lay low, troll a while

And when I see a Shaq Jocker pass, I smile

To me it's kinda funny, the attitude of people using real audio

But don't know what the fuck they're doing

Just trollin lookin for the one they call Spinny

But here's a flame, they never seize me

Genius! Never seen like a Shaq Jocker in the dark except when I unload, see
I'll get over the hesitation

And hear the scream of the one who got the Real Audio penetration

Hear a little Real Audio and I'm jettin

But leave a troll no one'll be forgettin

So what about the Kobe fan who got shot? Troll her!

You think I give a damn about the Lakers? I guess I am a sucker!

This is the autobiography of the Spin

And if you ever troll with him

You'll get taken by a stupid ass troller who will smother

Word to all the Shaq Jockers, straight outta Jersey


Dr. Jane: Damn that troll was lame!