Trolls Wanted

Wanted: Mass Volume Poster for asbnll newsgroup. 2 years posting experience
preferred, basketball knowledge required, diehard laker fan preferred,
bandwagoners need not apply, must be able to post 7 days a week. Contact
CycloneJane for inteveriew. If you piss her off, the job is yours.

Wanted: Troll with long term objectives, no trolling experience necessary,
will train, basketball knowledge required, must be literate.

Incompetent trolls fired from the NG, sonicsare1, jazz2001champs, faiz.

Trolls on probation: Jack White, Czilla, Tolstoy.

Jack White: Uh, you asked to see me?

SKnight: Yes, have a seat. I'm looking over your trolling performance here
and quite frankly, I'm not impressed.

Jack White: Look, I promise I'll improve. I can do more than troll about
dunking or leaping!

SKnight: Show me.

Jack White: Ok, ok, here goes. Shaq would be lucky if he could beat up the
Rock! Shaq thinks he's tough dunking on smaller players?! Let's see him
dunking on Paul Wight! Here's a picture of Paul Wight.

SKnight: Enough, get back to work.

Jack White: So does that mean I can still troll here?

SKnight: I'll think about it. I may transfer you over to a different
area.... maybe as the NG clown. Hmm... that could work.

SKnight: Ok Jane, send in the next one. Ah, Stodzilla, have a seat. I'm
concerned about your one-dimensional boxscore trollings. I'm thinking you
need to branch out into....oh say real audio.

Czilla: Uh, but I don't know how to use real audio.

SKnight: Well that's ok. We do have a real audio training program for trolls
here.

Jane: Mr. SKnight, there's a Spinhead out here who is asking to see you.

SKnight: Tell him I'm busy.

Jane: He says it's urgent.

SKnight: Ok fine. Stodzilla, better start working on that real audio.
Speaking of real audio, what do you want Roy?

Spinhead: Look, I know I quit a few months ago but now that Bozak is gone, I
want my old job back.

SKnight: Look, anyone can use real audio, er almost anyone. We need trolls
who actually watch the game. Did you finally get direct tv or something.

Spinhead: Uh no.

SKnight: Request denied. You can't just waltz back here and take your old
job back. However, we do have an entry level troll position available.

Spinhead: I'll take it! It's better than being exiled to rsbp!!!!

SKnight: Ok Jane, who's next?

Jane: I am.

SKnight: Huh?

Jane: I want a raise. I'm forced to be affiliated with Aol now that Deja is
gone. This is unbearable. The working conditions are already bad enough with
the CyberStreet Gang constantly harassing me. I want a raise or I quit!

SKnight: Oh no Jane! Anything but that!