TWA: Trollsta Trollsta

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Explicit Lyrics

Rapped to the lyrics of NWA's Gangsta Gangsta

Jack White:
Here's a little something about a troller from elementary school
Never shoulda been let out the Philadelphia Zoo
Jack White would like to say
That I'm an idiotic troller from around the way
Since I was a youth, I watched wrestling
Now I say stupid things that keep you guessing
Posting a pic or two
That's what the hell I do
You don't like how I'm posting, well fuck you!
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My bitch Jane will not buy your product in a minute
With a right left, right left I'm toothless
And then you say goddamn they clueless
Everywhere we post they just laugh
TWA really needs to take a bath
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just post trolls, we're too busy playing with teddy bears
And drinking straight out the milk bottle
Do I look like an idiotic troll model?
To a kid looking up to me
Life ain't nothing but wrestling and jumping
Cuz I'm the type of troller that's built to last
If you troll with me, you'll put a foot up my ass
See I don't give a fuck cuz I keep jumping
Yo, why the fuck do I love dunking?

Chorus:
[Trollsta Trollsta!]

MC Chrsan:
That's who they're flaming

SonicsAre1:
"It's not about your sanity, it's all about your stupidity"

[Trollsta Trollsta!]  That's who they're flaming

"Hoping you sophisticated Laker fans hear what I have to post"

Jack White:
When me and my posse jumped in the newsgroup
All the punk-ass Laker fans start giving us the boot
Cuz you know, I watch Monday Night Raw
So we started looking for the female wrestlers that are really tall
Like her, but she keep crying
[Paul Wight's my boyfriend] Bitch stop lying
Dumb-ass hooker can't dunk like Mike
Suddenly I see, some Lakers that I don't like
Walked over to em, and said, "Whassup?"
The first Laker that I saw, hit me in the jaw
Chrsan got stomped on, and so did Spin
By that time got rushed by all of them
Out the door, they just won't quit
Chrs said, [I'm scared as shit!]
I got a tape measure, and here's the plot
Measuring Laker vertical leaps like a game of connect the dots
Boom boom boom, yeah I was jumping
And then you look, all you see is Chrssy running
And falling and yelling and pushing and screaming
And cussing, I stepped back, and I kept leaping
And then I realized it's time for me to go
So I stopped, measured the vertical
It's like this, because of our idiocy
TWA is wanted for stupidity
Cuz I'm the type of troller that's built to last
Troll with me, you'll put a foot up my ass
See I don't give a fuck, cuz I keep jumping
Yo, why the fuck do we know nothing?

Chorus:
[Trollsta Trollsta!]  That's who they're flaming
"It's not about your sanity, it's all about your stupidity"
[Trollsta Trollsta!]  That's who they're flaming
"He'll tell you exactly how he trolls, and wants alot of attention back"


Jack White:
Trollers all standing around, just trolling
Some brain-damaged, some hand holding
We decide to troll cuz we dumb
See a Laker on the group and we succumb
Real slow, and before you know
I had my tape measure pointed at his elbow
I got scared, and hit the submit button
Right then, I knew he was going to smoke my butt and
I kept rolling, I jumped in the bucket
He couldn't outjump me, so he said fuck it
Then we headed right back to the weight room
Sweating all the wrestlers in the fruit of the loom
We didn't get no play, from the ladies
With six trollers using webtv, are you crazy?
She was turned off, and it was showing
We all typed [Fuck you bitch!] and kept going
To the my room, to play Nintendo
Find something else to get into
Like some blowup dolls, or in fact
A troll rush, but we call it Jack pack
On a troller for posting at all
Jack White will go stupid when I'm playing with Barbie dolls
I might stumble, but I always lose
Now I'm posting like a total fool
Cuz I'm the type of troller that's built to jump
If you troll with me, I'll go Forrest Gump
I don't give a fuck, cuz I keep jumping
Yo, why the fuck do I love dunking?


Dr. Jane:
Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this shit
Hey yo Jedi Boy, why you don't rewind this


Jack White:
Here's a little trollsta short in brains
IQ and quick thinking slowly went down the drain
Built like a cardboard and easy to hit
Jack White and Spinny Spin cold posting shit

Spinny Spin:
Well I'm Spinny Spin the one they're talking about
Laker tried to use Real Audio and just crapped out
Netcops tried to roll, so it's time to go
I creeped away real slow and turned on the real audio
With [Shaq in the back, sun-roof top]
Digging the scene with the trollsta lean
Cuz I'm the Spin, I don't post OT
I just ride Shaq's jock without a monthly fee
And all you Shaq jockers, you know I'm talking to you
[We want to fuck you Spinny!] I want to fuck you too
Cuz you see, I don't really have no wit

MC Chrsan:
So let me tell you Laker fans who you're trolling with

Spinny Spin:
Cuz I'm the type of troller that's built to flame
If you troll with me, you'll make me look lame
I don't give a fuck, cuz I keep trolling
Yo, where the fuck is everyone going?


Chorus:
[Trollsta Trollsta!] That's who they're flaming
"It's not about your sanity, it's all about your stupidity"
[Trollsta Trollsta!] That's who they're flaming
"He'll troll you and yours, and anything that gets in his way"

[Trollsta Trollsta!] That's who they're flaming
"It's not about your sanity, it's all about your stupidity"
[Trollsta Trollsta!] That's who they're flaming
"He'll just call you a low-life Shaq Hater, and talk about his LSU days"