Trailer for Troll Trek V

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(Voiceover) For years they have entertained you.....

Shot of Jack hitting the weightroom like a MADMAN.

...made you laugh, made you cry......

Shot of Jedi taking a photo of a bodybuilder.

........but now the journey's end is about to begin.......

Shot of Jane faking a heartattack.

.....time to say goodbye to old friends.....

Shot of Jack, Spin, Jane, Greg, and Bullyo.

.... and introduce a new generation....

Shot of Glapski, Basketor, VeRacistNews, and Dust.

......Journey one last time.....

Jedi: Damnit Jack! I'm a shark expert not a doctor!

.....with the crew.....

Jack: You are SO RIGHT!

..... of the Trollship Trollerprise.....

Basketor: Resist are futile. We like you surrender of uncondition.

Branden: You understand what he's saying?

Bozak: these idiot trolls are speaking a different language... we need
another idiot troll to translate....

Branden: But how? We got rid of all the idiot trolls so there's none left!

Bozak: we have to go back in time and get one!

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VeRacist: Captain! Our sensors are showing 100% OT posts in ASBNLL!

Spin: What? They must have gone back in time and changed history! We must
stop them! Follow them through the vortex!

Rob: Why? Why not just let them?

Spin: Idiot! Don't you see? Why would anyone bother reading our trolls when
the group is flooded with nothing but OT posts? Hold your course Mr.
VeRacist!

TROLL TREK V
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