Asbnll: The Players

Osama Bin Glapski: Because of his belief that Laker Trolls were mistreating
the citizens of the Sixer NG, Glapski orchestrated a massive flooding of
ASBNLL back in March 2002. ASBNLL retaliated by annihilating the Sixers
group. No sign of Glapski was found and he
is currently missing. Last reported hiding out in RSFC.

Robbam Carpensein: Iraqi "president". Claims the Wizards won the war against
the Lakers.

Al W. Bush: Still waiting for Robbam Carpensein to show up at Roscoes.

Jedi Howard: Prime Minister of Australia. Completely irrelevent. Has no
function but to oversee the criminals, shark victims, and heroin addicts
that wind up in his penal colony.

Mirak: Prime Minister of France. Currently comtemplating surrendering to
Andorra. ( http://education.yahoo.com/reference/factbook/an/popula.html )

Yasser AraJack: Believes Israelis are WAY WAY too short to occupy the Holy
Land.

Rick Cheney: Possibly related to Cyclonejane. Seems to have a heart attack
every time Cyclonejane Reno drops in the polls.

Cyclonejane Reno: Currently attempting to become governor of Florida.
Because of the public scrutiny, could be hazardous to Rick Cheney's health.

Mithra Greenspan: To raise or not to raise.

Laurance Donahue: Currently hosting a talk show where he rambles on about
various fishing stories. The show is in danger of cancellation though
aparently the show is quite popular in Australia.

Anna Nicole Chandler: 'nuff said.