The 3 Stooges

Al: You non-athletes aren't qualified to comment on games like a real
athlete like myself! Bill Walton agrees with me!

Steven: I'm sorry but I don't know anyone who is more athletic than myself.
I would finish one sport and then start up another.

Jack: You have NO idea what you're talking about! I would hit the weight
room like a MADMAN! I bet I can jump WAY WAY higher than any of you!

Steven: I'm sorry but that is just stupid. Note that I'm not actually
calling you stupid.

Al: Both of you are stupid! I know more about basketball than anyone on the
planet! Ask Chick Hearn! He agrees with me!

Jack: Hubie Brown agrees with me! He knows the TRUE height, weight, and body
fat percentage of EVERY player in the league!

Al: No way! He agrees with me not you! All NBA agrees with me!

Steven: I'm sorry but Jesus agrees with me. I'll prove it as soon as I can
get to a bible.

Jack: I bet Paul Wight would beat Jesus one on one ANY day!

Steven: Sorry, he wouldn't if I prayed hard enough.

Jack: No WAY would ANYONE be able to handle a 7'4" 500lbs genetic freak of
nature!

Al: I can handle him! If he's so good, why wasn't he at the Rose Bowl like
me? Ask Doug Collins! He agrees with me!

Steven: I'm sorry but if God didn't officially declare that you played at
the Rose Bowl, then you weren't there.

Al: Oh yeah? I graduated from USC and lettered in varsity football! Would
you rather believe God or everyone in the NBA?

Steven: Sorry but I'm not answering any of your questions until you answer
mine because I have no respect for you.

Jack: Paul Wight is a BILLION times more athletic than any of you! He was a
GREAT college player!

Al: Tell Paul Wight to meet me at Roscoes! I'll be there after Christmas!