Spinhead to the rescue!

 
(Credit goes to Jedi for writing the ending)

Spin: That evil Bozak is picking on Jane again? I'll show him. Here I
come.. to save the day!!!

Jane: My hero!

Spin: (blushing) Aw shucks. (I better hurry up and impress her) Mr.
Bozak, I must please ask you stop harassing Ms. Jane here. (I hope he
received that email I sent him so that he'd play along. Maybe 10 bucks
wasn't enough of a bribe. If he doesn't go for it, I don't know what
I'm going to do).

Bozak: you stupid spineless.. oops hold on (what's this? an email from
spineless? lol... i could use a free lunch). ok spin.... you win... i
won't pick on jane anymore.

Spin: (YES! Money can buy anything!) Let that be a lesson for you
Bozak.

Jane: Oh Spinhead! You have saved me once again! I don't know how to
thank you!

Spin: Jane, I've been meaning to tell you something... we've known each
other for awhile now and uh... I really enjoy reading your posts and
uh.. I really think you are one of the most insightful and intelligent
posters in this sorry group.

Jane: Oh Spin!

Spin: You are the light that illuminates the darkness, the water that
extinguishes the fire. I don't know what I er.. I mean... I don't know
what this group would do without you.

Jane: Oh Spin! I feel the same way about you!

Spin: You do? (damn, that 10 bucks worth it)

Jane: Oh Spin!

Spin: No please, call me Roy.

Jane: Oh Roy!

Spin:  You're not thinking of Rick, are you?

Jane: No of course I'm not

Spin:  You are, you are!

Jane:  You're being silly.

Spin: OK, maybe you're right, but can we at least take his poster down from
the bedroom ceiling?

Jane: umm....no.