Revisiting the Sparks NG

Vicky44: Pong. Icepick. Back to back championships for the Sparks
baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarine476: The Sparks are the worst WNBA champs since... since the Houston 
Comets! If they faced the Comets, they would be swept! BTW, JWill is so cute!
And Webber is so sexy!

Icepick: Ok so I was wrong! The Sparks didn't go 0-32. But it seems to me
they were pretty lucky. Next year I will be proven right! The Sparks will go
16-16 and get knocked out of the first round by whomever!

CelticSamanthaIam: Just wait till Boston gets a WNBA team and your dynasty
will be over!

Dustine: Boston? The WNBA will expand to San Antonio before Boston!

CelticSamanthaIam: Not that it matters too much. Lisa Leslie never gets
called for traveling or charging! The outcome is totally fixed!

Jacque White: You are SO RIGHT! Lisa Leslie already has WAY WAY higher hops
than any other WNBA player. That is SO unfair that the refs let her get away
with EVERYTHING. I'd like to see her try to dunk on Chyna. Chyna wouldn't be
afraid to TOTALLY FLAGRANTLY foul her!

Grace Cooper: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's a conspiracy! And you wonder
why the WNBA gets such low ratings and attendance? Why watch when you
already know the outcome? The refs never decide the outcome of soccer games!

Roberta Carpenter: Tamecka Dixon is overrated. Not to mention a bitch and
totally classless. She'd have zero rings if it weren't for Lisa Leslie.

Brandy Wolner: You're a fucking bitch!

CycloneJohn: You know, that Tamecka Dixon is really cute. Since I'm the only
guy posting in this group, I guess no one else would agree with me.

Laurel: Wait a minute. You're not the only guy posting here.

CycloneJohn: Sweetheart, Laurel is a female's name.

Laurel: Well, I was named after Laurel and Hardy.

CycloneJohn: Dogman, Laurel was the guy's last name. Tell your parents to
rename you Laurance or something.

Chris Smith: Yeah! Go Sparks! 3peat baby!

CycloneJohn: So are you a guy or gal? Let me guess. Since no real man or
woman would watch the WNBA, I'd say you're a lesbian.

Jedi Girl: Hey! There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian!

Michelle Fletcher: Yeah! You go girl!

Magnificent Bitch: CycloneJohn, you bastard! Get out of here and leave us
lesbians alone!

CycloneJohn: Oh my. I think I just suffered a heart attack.

IreneSide: CycloneJohn, maybe now you know how I feel having to share this
group with a bunch of disgusting lesbians! I'd ask you out if you didn't
remind so much of my brother!

Magnificent Bitch: I may be a lesbian, but Laurel really turns me on! Any
guy who watches the WNBA is alright with me! Laurel, will you marry me?

Laurel: Sorry but I would never marry a fan of the LA Sparks. You'd have to
start rooting for the Portland......um.... whatever the name of our team is.
Oh yeah, the Portland Fire!