A peak inside the LA Sparks NG

Sparks3432: The Sparks are going to win the championship! Michael Cooper,
Glenn McDonald, Latasha Byears, Tamecka Dixon, Ukari Figgs, Vedrana Grgin
Fonseca, Lisa Leslie, Nicole Levandusky, Mwadi Mabika, Rhonda Mapp, Nicky
McCrimmon, DeLisha Milton, Kelley Siemon, Wendi Willits. On the World
Champion Sparks Basketball Network!

Bryanna Smith: Could you please get rid of your XXL sig file. It's really
tiring having to see it over and over again.

Jacque White: Lisa Leslie can't even DUNK! She's like 6'5" and could barely
get to the rim. I mean, I feel SORRY for anyone that tall that CAN'T even
DUNK! She needs to hit the weight room like a MADWOMAN.

Icepick: The Sparks are going to get knocked out of the first round again.
Same old same old! Trade the entire team and hire a new coach!

Alice Wilson : We don't need your pessimism around here! All WNBA agrees
with me!

Stephanie Jaros: Katie Smith is clearly the MVP of the league not Lisa
Leslie.

Brandy Wolner: She shoots 39% compared to Leslie's 47%.

Stephanie Jaros: So? Who cares about fg%. She leads the league in scoring.
That's the most important stat. Who cares how many shots you jack up.

Sparkzak: get rid of the anti-spark willits....she averages 1.3 ppg, 0.4
rpg, 0.2 apg and shoots 30%..... even a dead woman can do better than her.

Christine Chandler: That's why you're not the coach!

Jedi Girl: She's just trolling. Laurel will explain it to you.

Sparkhead: I caught 5 seconds of the game on Real Audio and clearly Dixon
was taking shots away from Leslie! When is she going to learn that Leslie is
the greatest WNBA player of all-time?

Jacque White: You have NO idea what you're talking about! Lisa Leslie is WAY
WAY overrated. I mean Chyna is like 5'10" 186lbs and can benchpress 365lbs.
She would SNAP Lisa Leslie in two!

Jedi Girl: Go Sparks!

Benita Johnson: Stupid bandwagoner, weren't you a Comet fan last year?

Jedi Girl: So? I like the name Sparks. It rhymes with Shark, my favorite
dish.

Brandy Wolner: Weren't you also a Utah Starzz fan?

The Girl Named Stu: No.

Brandy Wolner: Stop changing your name. You're defeating my killfile!

Marsha J: Then why do you keep responding to me!

Brandy Wolner: Who's responding to you? I've been ignoring you!

Burner Girl: Well I've been ignoring you!

Chrsan: stupid spark fans! your team sucks! i bet the clippers would kick
the sparks ass or any other wnba team! the clippers are the real wnba
champions!

Coz: I don't think so! The Sonics are the true WNBA champions! And what the
hell is a Clippers troll doing in a WNBA group?

Chrsan: what am i doing here? what about you? what is a sonics troll doing
here?

Coz: Well, I'm certainly not going to troll the 2-time defending NBA
champion Lakers after I predicted they would choke in the playoffs like they
always do..... er used to do. That's why I'm here. You stupid Sparks fans!
Your team is going to choke in the playoffs yet again and you'll never win a
WNBA championship!

Alice Wilson: Go away troll! The NBA sucks! Real basketball is played in the
WNBA!

CycloneJane: Hello everybody. I'm new here. I was just looking for a women's
group since the men's group is far too hazardous to the health of my family.

Rikka: Welcome Jane!

CycloneJane: It is so nice to feel welcomed. I like it here already. Any
Rick Fox fans here?

Benita Johnson: What? You're a female NBA fan?! You traitress bitch!

Bryanna Smith: Get out of our newsgroup you bitch!

CycloneJane: Sweetie, I hope you realized that my father just fell down the
stairs because of your cruelty.

Brandy Wolner: If there's anything worse than male nba pigs, it's a female
nba fan! Support the WNBA you bitch!

CycloneJane: If you hate men so much, why is the Dogman posting here?

Sparkzak: Laurel is the exception. A guy who loves the WNBA! What a guy!

Bryanna: We'll take the Dogman over the Fox loving bitch anyday!

Sparkzak: come on now, don't you think that rick fox is kinda cute?

Tea Montague: Well I think Kobe is kinda cute.

Bryanna Smith: That Medvedenko guy is way sexy!

Christine Chandler: I wish Dell were still the coach. That white hair turned
me on!

Jedi Girl: Well Lisa Leslie really turns me on.

Sparkhead: What's with all these OT posts? This garbage doesn't belong in a
WNBA newsgroup! Besides, you're all wrong, Shaq is the sexiest man alive!

Ireneside: Anyone got some nude pics of Shaq I can download?