Jedi Shark

Marko Shark: What you eating?

Jedi Shark: Human flesh. Want some?

Marko Shark: No thanks. I prefer seals. More meaty. Plus no clothes to get
in the way of you munching on them.

Jedi Shark: You don't know what you're missing out on! This stuff is
delicious! Here, have a nibble.

Marko Shark: I don't know....

Jedi Shark: Come on, just a nibble. Try out this finger.

Marko Shark: Oh, ok. Mmmm.. tastes like chicken.

Jedi Shark: Good huh?

Marko Shark: Still not enough meat on them.

Jedi Shark: But the great thing is, they're easier to catch than seals! Why
just last week I was munching on some guy's leg while he screamed for the
lifeguards to save him.

Marko Shark: What are the best places for human takeout?

Jedi Shark: Try Human King or In-N-Out Human at Daytona Beach. Or Man in a
Box.

Marko Shark: But aren't you scared of getting caught and becoming the
Human's dinner?

Jedi Shark: You're rather wimpy for a Mako Shark. What are the odds of us
being caught? Humans only eat us when they develop a taste for our fins.
Besides, we're protected by Federal law. Oh look, there's a dolphin!

Ben the Dolphin: Oh no, that damn following bitch is after me again.

Jedi Shark: Come back here! I only eat humans! I don't eat dolphins!

Ben the Dolphin: Get away from me bitch!

Jedi Shark: I promise I won't bite! Damn! Why won't he believe me? I just
want to have inter-species sex with him.

Marko Shark: Sex with a dolphin? You are sick!

Jedi Shark: Hey, there's nothing wrong with being tri-sexual. Speaking of
which.....

Marko Shark: Shit! Get away from me bitch!