Ironside: Got any new releases? Jack: Yeah, just released, "The Art of Salad Tossing". Ironside: Oh yeah! I'll take this one! I hope it's good! Jack: Don't worry. You'll be petting that puppy like a MADMAN! -- Ironside's wife: Where you been? Ironside: Just spending a little extra time batting practice with the team. Ironside's wife: What that's behind you? Ironside: Huh? Uh...oh nothing. Just my new Laker championship video. Later that night. Ironside: Finally! She's asleep. Time to pop in the tape! The Art of Salad Tossing starring Jedi, Chrsan, and Kobes Team. Chrsan: so what should we do tonight? Jedi: Let's watch the movie Scanners. Kobes Team: I don't want to watch no movie I never heard of! Besides, I'm feeling a little horny tonight. Anyone got a Kobe poster available? Chrsan: another one? you go through one every other day. Jedi: Yeah, besides, my vibrator broke. Anyone got another? Chrsan: here. use my shotgun instead. i finally figured how to put my shotgun to good use. Jedi: I'm getting sick of this. Let's try something new. How about some salad tossing? Chrsan: oh yeah! now you're talking! i won't even need my blowup doll! Kobes Team: I guess we can even watch Scanners at the same time! Chrsan: hold on! i need get aroused first. let me get out my national geographic! Jedi: Let me print out some pics of Jason from the NG party! Kobes Team: It may be a little sticky and worn out but I guess I can still reuse my Kobe poster from yesterday! Jedi takes off his shirt and starts flexing his muscles. Chrsan: we're not worthy! Porno music begins to play. -- Ironside: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BURN THE TAPE!