Kobes Team: Want to do some salad tossing? Webber's a Bitch: Only if your name is Coz! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Where did all these fake name SBN's come from? Chrsan: cooper? i heard about you. haul ass! i'm the top troll here now! Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Is this Bullyo's new name? I'm the legend around here. You're just some laker fan wasting your time here! Chrsan: i'm not a laker fan, you idiot sbn! Greg: Dipshit, you're the idiot who follows the NBA when you should be watching soccer instead! Jack: Soccer? The WWF is WAY WAY more popular than soccer will EVER be! Imagine if Paul Wight was the goalie. NO WAY would anyone score on a 7'4" 500lbs MONSTER! He'd BLOCK EVERY shot. Greg: Huh? Jack: Soccer players are WEAK and don't even hit the weight room like a MADMAN. Greg: Yeah whatever. So did the Lakers trade that fat cancer Shaq yet? Chrsan: trade shaq? even i'm not that stupid! Jack: Greg is SO RIGHT! Shaq has like 50% body fat! He WOULDN'T last 2 minutes in the WWF! Jane: Wow. Is this your pic? You are a rather handsome young man. Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm not young. Jane: Sweetie, compared to me, you are. Chrsan: wow he's cute! jedi blew his chance with me! greg is my new man! Kobes Team: No he's mine! Pick me! Pick me! Nobody tosses salads like me! Jack: You have NO IDEA what you're talking about. Greg looks like he has 60% body fat on him! Greg: What the hell is going on around here? I'm like a fucking SBN now! Jane: Sweetie, want to come over my house in Iowa?Greg: I don't even know what you look like. You saw my pics. Now let me see your pics. For all I know, you could be some old hag! Jane: Um....hold on a minute. Jane emails her brother Ironside. Jane: Iron, sweetie, could you send me some of your porno pics?