Proud to be dumb

To the tune of Run DMC's I'm Proud to be Black

Rob:
You know I'm proud to be dumb y'all
my brain's real numb y'all
And if Kobe enters my son's mind
I'll beat my son y'all, just like that!

Licki-licki-licki-licki-licki-licki-licki-licki-
Listen laker fans here's a serious post
It's not a taunt or troll, I should say at most
I gotta tell you somethin that you already know
It's not a mystery I coach basketball not history and here's how it go
Now Allan Wilson, was born a dummy
He had a tiny chimp brain, at USC
He was believing and agreeing with Bill Walton
There's not an analyst, Al will find fault in
I'm proud to be

rdt:
Dumb, god damn, I'm tired my man
Don't worry what kind of idiot I am
Because I'll show you how dumb, this troll can act
I could never be brilliant cause braincells I lack
And don't get in my way, cuz my IQ is low
I'm proud of my name, my name is Really Dumb Troll
I'm dumb and I'm rude, how low will I stoop
I'll share my story with this whole group, AUUUGHH!

You know I'm proud to be dumb y'all
my brain's the size of a thumb y'all
And if you try to troll the Sixers group
I'll take a poop y'all, just like that

Rob:
DJ Rob, and I coach this team
You can see it crystal clear when we lose by nineteen
Like the troll Kobe's Team, Scanners I have not seen
I'll say it in a troll cause I'm just so mean

rdt:
RDT, the troll, my mind's starting to go
I got a message for laker fans so listen to my troll
Like Iverson said we got heart y'know?
Got the mind below IQ nine, so I have to start slow
Start slow!

Jam Marshall J:
Hey, I'm not dumb!
You know I'm proud to be gay y'all
and that's ok y'all
And if you try to fuck my mind
You'll make my day y'all, so take that!

Rob:
We're gonna tell ya somethin that made our minds all droop
God bless the next troll that comes in this group
This group's full of hate discrimination and pain
People judgin other trolls by the size of their brain
I'll troll the Laker group, in my own way
Man, I think I'm gay, I'm feelin Marshall J
Trolling any position, with just repetition
Don't get in my way cause I have no ammunition
I'm proud to be dumb, and I'm just like a bum
I'm fresh out of puns, and I'm proud to be dumb
So take that!

rdt:
There was a troll WAB, who hated the Boz
He trolled the Lakers group, for a man named Coz
Rob Carpenter's son, was a Kobe fan
Any troll without a mind, couldn't understand
You read about Greg Cooper, in the google text
Kobe's Team tossed salads, Dust never had sex
What's wrong with us man? How can we be so dumb?
Like Marshall J said, over Bozak's pics we will cum!