TWA: Parental Discretion Iz Advized

Parental Discretion Advised
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Rapped to the lyrics of NWA's Parental Discretion Iz Advized

Dr. Jane:
1,2,3 Bitchslap it!

The C.O.Z.:
Hey yo, Jane, what's going on, bitch, what's going on
Hey who y'all going to troll in this last newsgroup?
No, tell me, who y'all going to troll?
Ok, you want me to do the intro, alright

Parental discretion is advised for Deja archives
While I'm being deceitful, by snipping posts full
Ain't too typical in any way though the troll
On the net is the C.O. to the Z., Go Sonics is my sig though
I know the C.O.Z. make ya want to hate the Sonics
So use your killfile cuz my trolling, it's really toxic
And for the record, meaning my message, name it
Listen to my troll and you'll be like, yo, I gotta flame it
But in the meantime, listen to the troll of the Dr. Jane
Played with TWA
Jedi's on the bandwagon, eating a shark
Hey yo Jane, who are you going to troll with this shit, bitch?

Dr. Jane:
Hey yo, let's take it to the net [Trolls up]
Let 'em understand perfection
Let my posts be the tool for the CyberStreet Gang to stop guessing
Cuz I don't give a fuck about Kobe's products
Observed the trolls I conduct
Flames from the Gang, my family have been scarred
Jarred from listening to the Gang so condescending hard
Sweetie, posting so much shit will never falter
Yo, It's Jane, so who fuckin killed my father?
Psycho, like no, other fiery temptress so
Reply to me wrong, G O for what you N O
But be warned, never will I post like a regular
Cuz I'm a little more bitchy then the CyberStreet Gang Members
I used to see Vanessa on stage
Earning money like a dancer inside a cage
Until I got bored of trolling the gang, getting pulled
[They said you was gonna get laid] no that's bullshit
They like it stylistic
And I troll the group like I'm a misfit
C-C-C-cameras on Rick Fox when he's in action
A photo of a sweating Laker with a flair for fashion
Pure simplicity, see it's elementary
To hear one of the most condescending bitches this century
Try to surmise a word of lies
To the guys, parental discretion is advised

MC Chrsan:
Chrs is most extremely low performance
The Clipper cap cuz I worn this, why people like to scorn this?
National Geographic, I just take it, even in a toliet
And flames from a Laker, put in a pot and I'll boil it
Turn up the Clipper as it sails
And maybe, the Laker fans will bail
I'm just a sub cuz I don't speak sensible
Not considered a prince cuz I got suspended by the principal
You're jeering, the troll that you're hearing
Cuz when it comes to Donald, I'm Donald Sterling
Silly you say, I say I'm silly when I say it
Rushing to the killfile to put my name in and hate it
It's like Apollo cuz I'm an amateur
And I'm not giving a fuck while I'm being immature
It's for the record so Chrs' masturbation, will last a minute
And if there was a trophy involved, I wouldn't win it
The Clippers are mine and I'm the ticketholder
Cuz a flower like Chrs don't give a fuck if the Lakers are golder
So for me to step off would be wise
And say fuck it, parental discretion is advised

Jack Cube:
I be what is known as a PeeWee
You gotta hand it to me when I truly want to webtv
Cuz if you fail to jump, then you're a whale
Would you still be dunking
So what's next is the flex of the leanest
Low bodyfat percentage, if you ever seen this
Dope, you hope that I don't really mean this
But it play, making greater high jumps fade
It's my trademark
When I jump high in the dark
You guess it was a test of your leaping ability
It's just another Laker fan that I pity
Wrestling your ass to the floor of your tongue
You leaped WAY WAY short, after knowledge was brung
To your attention
By the highest jumping troll that is known for benching
Any Laker in a minute, stagger 'em all
When I start jumping over Niagra Falls
Jack White is quick to post pics in a battle
Leap like a Raptor when I'm mad and then you become rattled
I get high like Paul Wight, why let the laker fans hide
When I bust, parental discretion is a must

Spinny Spin:
Little did they know that I would be a-postin
And then boastin, trolling it from Boston
But it's the Spin here to make no mistake
To be made in a trade where Kobe is being faded
Troll the regular, yo, I get better, the
Jane wanna gain and go stupid for my brain
So I get her hot thinking she's gonna get it
As she sits, rubbing Rick Fox's photo as she licks it
To you it may be funny
But there's no taste of my genius without money
So slip on the Shaq gear and you can hear
On a real deal audio down your ear
Watching games to me is a pain
When you smash your tv, I'm ready, then you can get the brain
Of the Spin, if you can deal with the lack of size
But if you can't, parental discretion's advised