Jackster and Ironside's Porno Reviews

Ironside: Welcome to Jackster and Ironside's Porno Reviews. Today we review
"Paul Wight does Dallas". Personally I was very disappointed in this film.
The pacing was slow, the acting was horrendous. The storyline didn't really
make much sense. Paul Wight should stick to wrestling. He obviously has no
sexual magnetism and the film just didn't do anything for me or arouse me in
any way.

Jack: You have NO idea what you're talk about! This film was WAY WAY better
than any other movie I've EVER seen! I mean, being banged by a 7'4" 500lb
MONSTER like Paul Wight, was an absolutely AWESOME sight to behold. If that
doesn't turn you on, NOTHING will! I mean, did you see the distance that
Paul Wight's sperm exploded? That had to be about a 300" vertical leap! This
is the BEST cinematic masterpiece since Transformers!

Ironside: Whatever. Did you see the size of Paul Wight's penis? How can
someone that huge have such a average size penis?

Jack: He obviously didn't WANT to injure the other actresses. Not EVERYONE
can control the blood flow into their penis like Paul Wight! And besides, he
had like zero percent body fat in his penis! ASTOUNDING! I bet if he hit the
weight room like a MADMAN and worked on his penis, he could DOUBLE the size
in 3 months! I bet his penis could benchpress over 200lbs!

Ironside: Whatever. And now for a different perspective, let's turn to our 
guest reviewer, Jedi Boy.

Jedi: Personally, I have to agree with Jack. Just the sheer size of Paul Wight
really turned me on. If Paul Wight weren't so famous, I would have replaced all
my pics on my webpage with Paul Wight pics and claimed that was me!

Ironside: Well anyways, that's it for today. Join us next week when we
review Jurassic Sex: III.