Jack's computer

Nachosauce: Hello?

Jack White: Hey man, it's Jack.

Nachosauce: What's up man.

Jack White: I need another favor.

Nachosauce: Man, I already made up an aol account and posted idiotic
stuff just like you wanted. What else do you want?

Jack White: Can I take some pictures of your computer?

Nachosauce: What for?

Jack White: I just need to prove to everyone that not all webtv users
are the same. That we have computers too!

Nachosauce: Look man, why don't you buy yourself a computer instead of
buying hundreds of thousands of video games.

Jack White: Damn it, I've already told you. It's hundreds TO thousands.
Not hundreds of thousands! How many times do I have to repeat myself?

Nachosauce: Look man, how about I loan you my 286 computer instead.

Jack White: You're kidding right? That's even less powerful than my
webtv.

Nachosauce: Look man, you just need a picture, right? They don't have
to know what's inside of it.

Jack White: Good idea. I'll come over right now and take those pics....
uh wait..it's raining outside. I don't want to ride my bike out in the
rain. Can you pick me up instead?