The Lakers NG 1972: The Origins of Greg Cooper



(just pretend ISPs and newsgroups existed in 1972)

Lakerfan1: Lakers are the world champs! We're number one! We're number
one!

Greg Cooper Sr.: Another shitbag newbie shows up. Why do these
bandwagoners jump on only when the lakers win the championship. Where
were you during the regular season?

Knick Fan: We were robbed by the refs! The refs handed you the title!

Greg Cooper Sr.: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Your coach was stupid
not to try the Hack-a-Wilt. Better luck next year shithead!

Lakerfan2: This is the last time I'm going to warn you about your
abusive language. One more offense and I'm reporting this to your ISP.

Greg Cooper Sr.:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Go ahead and try it!

Troll1:  You pathetic losers are all excited over a basketball game?
Don't you know there's more important things going on in the world like
Vietnam and Watergate?

Greg Cooper Sr.:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! We should launch a
couple hundred nuclear missiles over there. What's the use of having
weapons if you're not going to use them?

Lakerfan2: That's it, I've had it. Just so you know, I've sent an email
to your ISP. Kiss your account goodbye.

Greg Cooper Sr.: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Fuck off!

(1 week later)

Greg Cooper Sr.: You fucking losers. My ISP is terminating my account.
You will pay dearly for this. I will raise my son to be the ultimate
laker fan (unless they change uniforms and arenas and attempt to trade
fan favorites to improve the team) and he will learn to patrol this NG
and eliminate all shitbag newbies from the face of the planet! 20 years
from now, my son will rule this NG just like I have. This I vow. Avenge
me my son! The name Greg Cooper will live on forever in this NG!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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