Marcus and LAB on Fox News

Rita Cosby: We have here two of the victim's friends. Hello, I understand
you're friends with the victim?

Marcus: Why yes, that's right.

Rita: Tell us how you know her.

Marcus: Well, through all your interviews with her other friends, I think
I've come to know her pretty well.

Rita: Tell us about her.

Marcus: She's the perfect student! The media that's trying to dig up dirt on
her? They'll never find any. She's flawless!

LAB: Yeah that's right. She would never lie!

Rita: What about her two suicide attempts?

Marcus: What suicide attempts? That never happened!

Rita: It was reported by her college paper. And her friends have confirmed
it.

Marcus: They're lying! She's not the type to commit suicide!

Rita: Do you think it will be admissable in court?

Marcus: NEVER! It has nothing to do with what happened that night.

Rita: Is it possible it could be related though?

Marcus: I suppose it's possible...

Rita: So if it's possible, shouldn't it be admissable?

Marcus: NO!

LAB: Yeah! That's right! Kobe will be convicted! I have right here, PROOF
that Kobe is GUILTY!

Rita: What is it?

LAB: I have with me, the latest edition of the National Enquirer and the
Sports Illustrated! Incontrovertible PROOF! It says here from some anonymous
sources that Kobe is a rude guy who didn't get along with his agent! Convict
him now!

Rita: Well there you have it. A Fox exclusive!