End of the World

100 years from now, the world is in ruin, all of our cities are
destroyed. In the distance is a structure, partially torn down, the
only structure left standing. Two figures approach the structure.

Spinhead Jr: What is that?

Jane: It reads.... S....T....A....P....L...E... The rest of it is torn
off. Let's check it out.

Spinhead Jr: Hey, a trash can, maybe there's food inside!

Jane: We could use it as a home!

Spinhead Jr: No it's mine!

They open up the trash can, a newspaper clipping is inside.

Spinhead Jr: What's this? The Los Angeles Lakers, the last NBA World
Champions. Hmm, a laker, is that us? We are surrounded by hundreds of
lakes here.

Jane: Who cares, it's mine!

Spinhead Jr: Hold on! There's some pictures here. Who is this guy here?
Shaquille O'Neal? Man, what a hunk! I'm in love!

Jane: Who cares, who's that guy there?

Spinhead Jr: It reads ... something Fox.

Jane: Wow, he definitely is a Fox! Give me that!

A figure in the distance approaches in a bicycle. He swipes the
newspaper and stuffs it in his mouth!

Al Jr: Yummy! That was delicious! Beats eating dirt every day.

Spinhead Jr: Damn there goes our food! I would have loved stuffing that
picture of Shaquille down my throat.

Jane: Well, at least we can use the trashcan as our home.

Al Jr: You idiots! Why don't use that building instead?

Spinhead Jr: Uh.. maybe because it's too big? Now who's the idiot?

Jane: Hey, do you know anything about these Los Angeles Lakers?

Al Jr: They're a legend. Some people don't really believe they even
existed. I've been searching for evidence to prove they did exist.

Spinhead Jr: You idiot. You just ate the evidence!

Al Jr: Damn, hold on a minute. Let me try and regurgitate.

Jane: Hey I have an idea. Why don't we eat him instead? Not only will
we end up eating him but the newspaper inside him as well.

Spinhead Jr: Yeah!

After devouring Al, Spinhead and Jane live happily ever after in their
very own trashcan.