Asbnll: Current Events

If anyone missed out on some of the irrelevent threads that have been going
on here lately, this is basically what has been going on.

Roll footage.

Jazzgrrl: Oh Laker fans! The Shaq award goes to Kid Skills, so says my
sister Merry! Yao "Vase" Ming didn't play well enough. Shaq would've had him
for lunch! A little shrimp fried rice, perhaps?

Mark Tomaino: Racist!

VeRacistNews: You called?

Jazzgrrl: The Shaq award is sponsored by Merry, my beloved sister!

Mark: You're wrong! The real Shaq award goes to Tracy McGrady!

Jazzgrrl: No you're wrong! Your award is fake! My sister Merry's award is
real!

Mark: No it's not! And I'm going to keep mindlessly posting the real award
daily as if anyone even cares!

Jazzgrrl: And I'm going to keep mindlessly responding to your posts to
protect the integrity of my sister Merry!

Tyler: And I'm going to mindlessly keep agreeing with Mark!

Dust: This is nothing but Spam! PLONK! Spam is bad. Spam is evil. Of course,
all of my posts are spam too! Which is why I use the no archive feature!
Either that or I don't want any part of the POTD!

VeRacistNews: What happened to all the racist talk?

VeRacistNews: Imposter! Stop impersonating me!

VeRacistNews: You're the imposter! Kobe sucks! I don't like black people but
I am NOT a racist! And you can't prove I'm a racist! Black people are
racist!

Dust: No you're the imposter! Oops. I forgot to change my name back to
VeRacistNews. Hopefully nobody notices and Fletcher gets all the blame!

VeRacistNews: Kobe sucks! He cost the Lakers another win!

Rob: Kobe sucks! So says my new theorem!

Fletcher: What happened when the Lakers lost and Kobe only shot 14 times?

(sound of crickets)

Fletcher: Hello? Any response?

(crickets)

Chrsan: Someone respond!  I'm tired of chirping!

Rob: Um, Kobe is a wuss! But then again, so am I! I just couldn't benchpress
past 295 so I made up some excuse about my *ahem* "partner" leaving me!

VeRacistNews: Was your "partner" black? He probably used the racist card on
you after you had an argument so he left you! That's what black people do.
And no I'm not a racist! And you can't prove I'm a racist either! I hate
black people!

Jedi: So Rob, I hear you need a new training "partner". Take a look at my
pics and you'll see I'm the man for you!

sknight: So Jedi, want to do a interview with me where I ask blatantly
stupid questions and you can't help but to take the bait and fully enjoy the
feel and taste of that hook in your mouth while I drag you along for the
ride?

Jedi: Did you say in my mouth? Sure! I'll do it!

sknight: So has Australia advanced beyond the Stone Age yet?

Jedi: Well no. However, the prison I'm posting from does has modern day
technology. This prison is basically the only place here where there are
even utensils available.

sknight: So how does it feel living in prison?

Jedi: When is this interview going to end? I have XBox games to play! I feel
like buying that Bruce Lee game again even though I just returned it.

sknight: Why bother buying the game again?

Jedi: Well because Al has gotten me some cheat codes! The game was way too
hard for me, considering I come from a backwards culture. Now I can get past
the first level!

sknight: So why are you still continuing with this interview?

Jedi: I can't help it! I'm a stupid mindfucked following bitch! It's in my
nature! Now excuse me. Since Rob hasn't contacted me yet, I'm going to
Roscoes to "hook up" with Al, if you know what I mean!