The Cast Joe Pesci as Jack White: I'm FUNNY? Funny HOW, like I'm a CLOWN? I AMUSE you? I make you LAUGH? Robert Di Nero as Bozak: you talking to me? you talking to me? i have you killfiled but you must be talking to me since i'm all you talk about.... Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Jedi: I'm jumping off the bangwagon.... but I'll be back. Mel Gibson as Chrsan: Give me back my escalade! HAL as Al Wilson: Dave..... Dave.... my mind is going.... I can feel it... Tom Hanks as Chris Chandler: Life is like a box of chocolate. Anything that breathes, I'm going to eat it. Britney Spears as Cyclonejane: Oops, I had a heart attack again. Marlon Brando as Branden: I could've been a contender but instead I'm a biologist. Cuba Gooding Jr as Ironside: Show me the porno! Judy Garland as Laurel: Click my heels 3 times and I'll be back in Portland! There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh wait! The Laker NG is my home! Leonardo DiCaprio as King Tut: I'm the king of the world! Bow down to the King! Christopher Reeves as Greg: Faster than 100wpm. More powerful than a Pentium4. Able to post 1000 messages in a single day. Look! Up in cyberspace! It's a troll! It's an SBN! It's Superbot! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Douglas as Ben: Greed... is good. Dustin Hoffman as Jason Green: Mr. Petrohilos, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? The Rock as Spinhead: If you can heaaaaarrr what my real audio is playing! Jack Nicholson as Warped: Heeere's Ricky! Danny Glover as George: I'm getting too old for this shit. Roy Scheider as Laurance: You're going to need a bigger boat. Robert Duvall as Iceberg: I love the smell of negativity in the morning. Clint Eastwood as Looney: Go ahead. Make my killfile.