The ASBNLL media questions Kobe

Kobe: Thanks for coming. First I'd just like to say, I'm only answering
questions relating to basketball and the Lakers.

Branden: Kobe! Kobe! Do you think that if Gore had been president, this
wouldn't have happened to you?

Kobe: I don't see what relevance that has.

Basketor: Kobe, I don't are know what happened but is it total exasperate to
deal with this?

Kobe: Um yes.

Ironside: Kobe, I understand you ordered a pay-per-view on the night of the
incident. Was it a porno? And if so, which one was it?

Kobe: No comment.

Chandler: Kobe, now that the Lakers have signed Payton, how do you feel
about coming off the bench and backing up SuperDexter Fisher?

Kobe: (laughs) Phil will decide who starts or not.

Petsounds: Kobe! Kobe! Over here!

Kobe: You over there in the back.

Vaxio: Kobe is my friend! Kobe is from Italy! Kobe, was Kate a tomato?

Kobe: (laughs) No comment.

Jane: Sweetie, are you going to be participating in the dunk contest?

Kobe: Sorry, probably not.

Jane: Well then, I'm also sorry that my boycott of your products will have
to continue.

Petsounds: Kobe, over here damnit!

Kobe: You over there.

Bozak: kobe... can you do me a favor and not pass to the anti-guard this
year?

Kobe: Who?

Petsounds: Kobe, over here! Am I invisible or what?

Rastus T. Bates: Kobe, wanna know why I call Bozak Teal?

Kobe: No.

Rastus T. Bates: Wanna know? Huh? Wanna know?

Kobe: No.

Support4FPO: KB by aiding the innocence in men, would that resolve the
situation as it occurs for KF?

Kobe: What?

Chas: Kobe, can you go into more detail about your involvement with the
mafia?

Kobe: I don't have any connection with them.

Jae Lee: Kobe, did Kate toss your salad?

Kobe: No comment.

Jae Lee: Kobe, followup question. Can I toss your salad?

Kobe: NO!