Comments : I Own this human website yet again I will make it clear that i shall have ALL u humans u will be my slaves!!!
Why are you tourturing me? : because the yeerk empire must progress and get bigger.
Are you imaginary : If i was imaginary wouls I be writing this?
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : No only taxxons are cannibals. Anyhow who are you ppl that i don't know and you all write here. Can I put a yeerk inyour head?
Name : loopyface
Comments : I was put in this place cause I like JTHM and they won't let me out!! But it's FUNNY!! OW! DON'T SHOCK ME!! THE PAIN!! THE PAAAAIIIIIN!!
Why are you tourturing me? : THE WALLS!! THE WALLS!!! OWOW!! IT'S JOHNNY YOU WANT, NOT ME!! I DIDN'T DO IT!! IT WAS ALL HIM!!! OW!!
Are you imaginary : *sniff* only my sick sick headmeat is.
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : NO!! THEY'LL LOCK ME UP IN THE SEPTIC TANK IF I GET ANOTHER WEIRD MAGAZINE!! OWOWOWOW!!! LET ME DIEEEEEE!!! STAY BACK, I HAVE CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!! YES, CHEEEEESE!! MORE CHEESE THEN YOU COULD EVERY DREAM OF!! YESYESYES, FEAR MY POWER!!!
Name : Lucifer
Comments : I'm, like, the devil n' stuff!!
Why are you tourturing me? : Cause THAT'S MY F****** JOB, MORON!!!
Are you imaginary : depends on whether you're atheist or not
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : already get it, but thanks!!
Name : Brak
Comments : I'm driving down highway 40 in my big old pickup truck!
Why are you tourturing me? : So I said to the voices in my head, "what's the deal with you? Why do you want to get me in trouble and where's my other shoe?!? "
Are you imaginary : Sometimes I like to take my magic toenail to lunch ...and give it a sandwich ... 'cause it likes to eat the sandwiches ...
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : I've got a big fat squid in my refrigerator ... oooooo ... oooooo ... I've got a big fat squid in my refrigerator ... oooooo ... oooooo ... I got him for a dollar twenty-two ... I bought him 40 new pairs of shoes ... and now he lives in my refrigerator..
Name : The father of this website
Comments : I am the mother actually, but okay. I still can't find that damned liver.
Why are you tourturing me? : my liver is. I am not involved in any way!
Are you imaginary : my liver deserves to be that bitch1
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : I am sensetive to subjects like cannibalism!
Name : okay fine I wont say your name, for stalking purposes
Comments : okay, narfles, I like this website, because I said so, and so I visit it all the time, the problem is I need a code name for you if I can't call you your real name for stalking purposes.
Why are you tourturing me? : because we weren't trying to outdo you, we were Name : wtf why are you people trying to outdo me?
Comments : I have a liver and it is like there all the damned time it won't go away, once i tried ripping it out and I ended up in a place were people are tied to their chairs. I aksed them where they put my liver and then I got this craving to eat some, mmmmm. okay
Why are you tourturing me? : ME tourture YOU? my liver is the problem here. I used to have it but itran away. You should see that thing run!! my god you woulf think that it was runnig all its life instead of siting on its stupid livery ass!!
Are you imaginary : No, although being constanlty ignored and the power to go through wlls doesn't help my self confidence much, nor does the fact that my liver ran away.
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : Yes can I post an add in it for a missing liver? No, wait that isn't such a good idea. The cannibals that read the newspaper will try to find it and eat it!!! THIS IS MY WEBSITE. please don't say my name, for stalking purposes.trying not to be outdone by you. You have to meet Nadya and Jenny now, because you said you liked their entries.
Are you imaginary : I have the coolest friends, nyah nyah
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : no, but don't worry, I won't tell the "canibaists" where your liver is.
Name : La Madre de Tanith
Comments : Ultimately, a vest has no sleeves.
Why are you tourturing me? : Because I LOVE you! Love hurts. So do really high flames directly under your sensitive areas. Which makes them similar, yes?
Are you imaginary : I think, therefore I annoy most of the American populace.
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : Canibaistic weekly? What exactly is a canibaist? Is that like an Egyptian religion in a time capsule? Can-O'Bastic Weekly. I like i
Name : i jumped off a cliff and caught a million apples in my pocket
Comments : i don't make "comments". i make "statements". actually, i make brownies
Why are you tourturing me? : yum yum, i see pumpkin pie
Are you imaginary : i like to eat eat eat. only imaginary substances though. maybe that's why I'm is so fat.
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : weekly? WEEKLY? DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK?!?!?!?
Name : I'm not thinking, so ...
Comments : I didn't do it.
Why are you tourturing me? : You cooked your cookie what kind of person are you?
Are you imaginary : I have no frickin' clue.
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : WHY DO YOU NOT WANT THE OTHER CHAIR???
Name : Alotta shaet
Comments : I really lioke ur site can I eat it? I seriously worship cats, and I am a secret agent.
Why are you tourturing me? : I like torturing people. I think it is in our nature to torture people.
Are you imaginary : I am not! what ?
Do you want canibaistic weekly? : I actually don't cause I am a cannibal hahahaha. what?
Name : fuzzyslippers
Comments : i'm talenteed, i can shove burning pitchforks down my throat and then i barf em out and stuff em up ur ass
Why are you tourturing me? : cuz u r the weakest link and cuz i want sum sausage. j/k sausage=satan the lil voice in my head named billy bob always talks to me and he told me to torture u he said ur out toget me and that u plan to take over the world by kidnapping martha stewart for
Are you imaginary : on a mythical level we r all satan worshippers that live in a box and have a pet fox and eat rocks, etc....
