| Usually unshaven. This gives him an air of serious tenacity. If you want anything done, you usually ask Chris. Warm and approachable, Chris is always preoccupied with one thing or another. Sometimes, he carries the weight of the world's worries on his broad, but dependable shoulders. Which, nowadays, can more often than not be found hunched over his newly acquired computer. Chris is the galvanising force behind most ideas, and pays particular attention to the little things in life. When Chris smiles, the world is well. He works tirelessly on behalf of his other band, Nutty Boys, and likes nothing more and nothing less than playing crappy gigs with young upstarts that remind him of Madness when they were younger. |
| Name: | Chrissy Boy | Instrument: | Axe |
| Birthdate: | 8.8.56 | Birthplace: | London |
| Height: | 6' 6" | Weight: | A minute |
| Marital status: | Married to Laurence | Home: | Camden Town |
| Personal habits: | Eating, drinking and being merry | Pastimes: | Ten past six |
| Unusual skills: | Tap dancing | Likes: | Most things |
| Dislikes: | A few things | Second best job ever had: | Trainee brain surgeon |
| Favourite Madness single | The Prince | Other Madness tracks: | The lot |
| Madness album: | Rise and Fall | Favourite other band: | Nutty Boys |
| Items of clothing: | Clothes | Food and drink: | Anything that moves and almost any liquid |
| Shops: | Oxfam, Sainsbury's, Mega City | Phobias: | Fear of large crowds |
| Foreign country: | France | Heroes: | Lee Thompson |
| Villains: | Lee thompson | Sports Personality: | Brian Clough |
| Film: | Delicatessen | TV: | A Sony |
| Books: | Sci-fi dross and autobiographies | Angered by: | Man's inhumanity to man |
| Moved by: | Mad Comm | Words of wisdom: | "Speak to my manager" |