Personal Profile
| Name: |
Mr Smash |
Instrument: | Voice & trumpet |
| Birthdate: |
14.1.yesterday |
Birthplace: |
Smash City |
| Height: | Ten heads |
Weight: |
Substantial |
| Marital status: |
Single with children |
Home: |
Bricks and mortar |
| Personal habits: |
Disgusting |
Pastimes: |
Dreaming |
| Unusual skills: |
Making fire by rubbing two idiots together |
Likes: |
Sex, my children, my girlfriend |
| Dislikes: |
Dishonesty |
Second best job ever had: |
Storyteller to the innocent |
| Favourite Madness single |
The Prince |
Other Madness tracks: |
Grey Day and Tomorrows Dream |
| Madness album: |
One Step Beyond, Rise And Fall |
Favourite other band: |
Trash Can Sinatras |
| Items of clothing: |
Underwear |
Food and drink: |
Plenty of it. Margorita, Guiness, Whiskey Sour |
| Shops: |
Woolworths |
Phobias: |
Finding I am unable to fly |
| Foreign country: |
Russia |
Heroes: |
Abe Lincoln, James Stewart, Harvey the Rabbit |
| Villains: |
Sellafield |
Sports: |
Snooker. Darts. Throwing Dwarves |
| Sex symbols: |
Geena Davis |
TV: |
Question Time. Lovejoy |
| Books: |
The Third Policeman - Flann O'Brien |
Angered by: |
Lack of financial assistance in education |
| Moved by: |
Compassion in others |
Words of wisdom: |
"Friendship is the greatest gift" |