| Hello Ladies, Gentleman, Cows and sheep, and welcome to my very first Website! In this site you will learn loads about me (maybe too much!) Things from my favourite radio station to my shoe size (hmmm, maybe not my shoe size, which is size 11 by the way, but you get the point!) So have fun, and if you have any ideas on ways i can make this site more enjoyable for you (which i am sure you will have loads) please do tell me. And dont forget to check out the other kool sites which i have suggested to you (trust me, they are alot better than this site!) |
| The Life of Darryl H Bastian |
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| This photo is of me, taken on the 10th September 2001 (in a photo booth, hence the crapness of it!) |
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| Right, so, you wanna know more about me. OK, here goes: I popped into this world on May 10th 1985 (awwwwwww). When i was 10 i became a born again Christian. Ive now "Come Out" to my parent,and no longer attend chuch! I have a boyfriend, his name is Lee, and he is the best thing to have ever happend to me! I met him May 7th 2002, at a gay nite club, called Dot Cotton I live in the town of Haverhill, Suffolk. I currently do not have a job, although watch this space... Age: 17 Best mate:Dont really have best m8 at mo,but the person i talk 2 about things is Lee (my bf) Best Net Mate: Chris Fav. Film: Harry Potter Fav. Food: Quaterpounder with cheese! Fav: Drink: Becks Fav: Tune: Love Inc. - Your a superstar! Fav: TV Show: Holby City |
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| Last updated: 14th November 2002 at 4.20pm GMT |
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| Consultants A Sheperd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni Suit, Gucci shoes and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked the sheperd: "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The sheperd looks at the yuppie, then at his peaceful grazing flock and answers "Sure!" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his notebook, connects it to his mobile phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet where he calls up a GSP satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens a database and 60 Excell spredsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns to the sheperd and says: "You have exactly 1586 sheep!" "Thats correct, take one sheep" says the sheperd. He watches the young man select a sheep and bundle it in his Cherokee. Then he says "If i can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?" "OK, why not" answers the man. "You are a consultant" says the sheperd. "Correct" he says. "How'd you guess that?" "Easy" answers the sheperd. "You turned up here and nobody called you; You want to be paid for an answer i already knew; and you dont know squat about MY business because you took my dog! |
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