You don't know the person named Kay, but that's okay. She doesn't know you. She was once an insignificant fanfiction author, idly wandering fandom to fandom in a futile search of the One Great Fandom. It wasn't until one day at Borders, glumly reflecting that the carpet didn't match the shelves' shading, that she found THE REVELATION. What was it? A bright yellow spine with the holy inscription of "Banana Fish" upon it. And then there was obsession. Oh, sweet obsession. I want some cranberry juice. |