THE COMPASSION OF PROFESSOR MACVEL

 

 

There have been rumors from outside the Cerberus School District that Professor MacVel is an evil man.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  The clear evidence of his compassion is brought out by his concern for the student’s welfare during exams.

 

There is always a hospital team in every room in the event of fractures and sprains.  Last year, for example, the Professor’s suggestion to have ambulances at the ready save the lives of every student taking the Algebra I exams.  All the students incurred broken limbs and seizures, and prompt action prevented embarrassments.    The students all recovered quickly, and are resting up for their gymnastics finals.

 

Professor MacVel managed to provide serums for the many alligator and shark bites during the mandatory obstacle course exam in Health.  The Cerberus Hospital, the leader in limb regenerations, was able to bring complete recovery in the participants in a few weeks.

 

In Marketing Exams, alert medics were able to stop massive headaches.

 

The district is happy to report that all students passed.  Of course, there were consequences if they didn’t, but that is a minor matter.