The scene opens up with Mack pulling up into an IGA parking lot.  He gets out and walks around to the other side of the car when he pulls out the Kamakazi cardboard cut out and puts it under his arm.

 

“Now Kama, you know that you are always spouse to buckle up.  It wouldn’t have been as bad if the cop didn’t give me a ticket for your smart mouth either.  Now I have two tickets to pay for and a ring to fix.  I guess that I will just have to wait until I get paid for beating The Rock.  Yes Kama I still promise that I will bring you down to the ring.”

 

Mack and Kama walk into the IGA.  As Mack grabs a cart he hears people start talking about him.

 

“You see Kama people still know me.”

 

Mack leaves his cart and walks to the PA system in the store.

 

“Yes everyone I am Mack, but please don’t crowed around me when I am shopping.  I am trying to live a normal life like you.  Kama would you like to say anything.”

 

Mack puts the cardboard cutout to the PA system.

 

“………”

 

“You got to forgive him he is shy.”

 

The manager of the store walks up to Mack.

 

“Sir if you don’t stop I am going to have to ask you to leave.”

 

Mack gets Kama under his arm and walks back to his cart.  As he walks throughout the store he throws in a few groceries.  He comes to the candy and stops.

 

“You know Kama, I am glade that the Fate is getting back together. Yes I know I haven't seen him in a long time. But we picked up where we left off. The wrestlers in this fed need to watch out for the Wrath of the Fate. The number one person that should watch out is the Rock. But its ok, I smelllllll what the Jock is cooking, and its a but kicking by me. No Kama you cannot have any chocolate.  You know that it keeps you up at night.  Ok I will get you some but you are paying for it.  Hey its Runts.”

 

Mack grabs a box of Runts and puts them in the cart.  As he continues to walk around the store and talking to the Kama cut out, more and more people start to look at him.  Finally, he comes to the Milk.  Beside the Milk is a cardboard cut out of Pamela Anderson.  Mack looks it up and down.

 

“Sorry Kama.  Nothin personal.”

 

Mack puts the Kama cut out up and grabs the Pamela Anderson cut out and puts it under his arm and starts to walk off.  As he gets half way down the isle he stops.  He turns slowly to look back at the Kama cut out.  He comes running back and looks at the cut out in the face.

 

“What did you say about my momma?  You know that she has done everything for you. Ok, I forgive you.  You know what that sounds good too.”

 

Mack grabs the Kama cut out and puts it under the same arm as the Pamela Anderson cut out.  As Mack is standing in the checkout line the manager of the store comes up.

 

“Oh ok, I guess that I will give you an autograph.  Do you have a pen?”

 

“Sir I am going to have to ask you to leave the Pamela Anderson cut out here.”

 

Mack looks at the man funny.  He grabs the box of Runts in the other hand and hand the manager $2.  The manager sticks out his hand for the Pamela Anderson cut out.  Mack pushes the manager away and runs out the store.  He runs to his car and throws the cut out in the back seat and gets in his car a drives off.

 

“Now don’t you to be getting freaky back there?  Kama remember we are going to go play golf and you are going to be my caddy.”

 

The screen goes blank. 

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