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(occ...Every one in this is acting with a bad British act sent.)

The scene opens up black.  Nothing can be scene but voices can be heard. 

Kash:  I don't want to wear this.  I look stupid.  Why don't we play the same roles as last time?

Mack:  Cause we are changing up who we play.

Boogie:  Be a team player...Take on for us.

Infernus:  Or I will have to kick your butt.

Okay...lets go on with it.


The scene opens up where we left off last time.  The mob is going throw the city streets.  The mod is dressed in peasant attire.

Mob:  A Whore! A Whore! A Whore!

They come up to Mack, who is wearing a knight outfit where the helmet keeps falling down, so he holds it up when he speaks.

Mob:  A Whore! A Whore! A Whore! Burn Her! Burn Here!

Boogie Two Shoes (Villager 1):  We have found a Whore, May we burn her!

Burn Her! Burn Here!

How do you know she is a whore?

Infernus (Villager 2):  She looks like one.

Right! Yeah!

Okay, bring her forward.

Kash comes forward, dressed up like Sarah.  He looks unhappy.

I'm not a whore.  I'm not a whore.

But you look like one.

They dressed me up like this.

No we didn't....No we didn't.

And these are not my real boobies they are fake.

Well we can all tell that, we just have to ask Tony.  Well?

We did do the shoes.

And??

And the makeup, but she's a whore.

Yeah

Burn Here.

Did you dress her like this?

No....No...

No......yes....yes....but she does walk crooked. 

What makes you think she is a whore?

She gave me AIDS.

AIDS?!?

I got better.

Burn her anyway.

Right! Burn Her! Yeah!

Hold on there are ways to tell if she is a whore.

There are?

What do we burn with whores.

Witches!!!

Boogie slaps Infernus in the back of the head.

Wood!

So why do whores burn?......

.......

Be-Because there made of wood.

Exactly!  So how can we tell if she is a whore.

Build houses out of her.

But can you not also make houses out of stones?

Ahhhh

Does wood sink or float.

It floats, throw her into the pond.

To the pond!

What also floats in water?

feather

snake

bread

apple jacks

cider

computers

churches....churches.

deer

BIo:  A condom!!

Exactly!!!!  So if she....

weighs the same as a condom...

she's made of wood.

And there for?

A WHORE!!!! TO THE SCALES!!

The mod carries Kash to the scales and throws him (her) in.  Then they put a condom in on the other side and the scales balance out.

A WHORE!!! BURN HER!!!

This is not even cool.

The crowd take Kash off and Mack walks out to Bio.

Who are you that are wise enough to answer the question?

I am Biohazard, King of Fates Warning, and I am wondering if you will join me on my quest for the Holly Belt and to take out the evil Set Initiative.

It would be my honor.

The camera fades out on them going off into the woods.

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