(occ...this is done on a Hollywood stage....so no one dies....lol.  Every one in this is acting with a bad British act sent.)

The scene opens up in a wooded area.  There are two men fighting with swords.  There is one dressed in all black knight uniform (Freddy) and there is one that is in a green knight outfit (Infernus).  They keep swinging at each other.

Freddy:  Aggggg

The scene then switches to Mack walking throw the woods pretending to be riding a horse.  Behind him is Kash in a peasant outfit with to coconuts banging them together.  The scene then switches to the black knight and the green knight.

Infernus: Ohhh.....Aggg.....ha....

The black knight then takes his sword and cuts off the green knights head.  He then walks back in front of a bridge that cover a creek.  It is about 3 feet long and the area can be walked across if you don't use the bridge.  Mack then come up and looks at the green knights body and laughs.  He then walks up to the black knight and acts like he is stopping a horse.  He then dismounts and walks over to the black knight.

Mack: You have bravery of many men, Sir Knight.......I am Mack, King of Fates Warning.....I am on a quest to to find the Holly Belt.....You have proven yourself worthy Sit Knight, will you join me?.......You have made me sad....So be it.

Mack moves towards the bridge.

None Shall Pass.

What?!?!

None Shall Pass.

I have no fight with you good Knight, but if I must I will kick your butt so I can move on to the Holly Belt.  So I must cross this bridge.

Then you shall DIE.

I command you as King of Fates Warning, to move aside. 

I move for no man.

Then so be it.

Mack pulls out his sword and the black knight does the same.  Before they can start Kash movies in-between. 

Kash:  Hold up...Mack you don't have to fight him...look at this.

Kash then starts to jump over the creek. 

See...one side....now the other....one side...now the other....You don't have to fight him. 

Bloody Peasant

(Kash to the Black Knight). You hear that...you hear him tying to repress me....now we see the violence inherited in the system.

Mack and the Black Knight both stabs Kash.  He falls to the ground.

Let us get on with it.

They fight for a little bit then Mack cuts off the Black Knights left arm.

Have you had enough?

Tis but a scratch.

A scratch? Your arm's off!

No, it isn't.

Well, what's that, then?

I've had worse.

You liar!

Come on, you pansy!

Mack and the Black Knight go around a few more then Mack cuts of the Black Knight's right arm.

Victory is mine!

Mack kneels down to pray.

We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--

Hah!

Black Knight kicks Mack

Come on, then.

What?

Have at you!

Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Oh, had enough, eh?

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

Yes, I have.

Look!

Just a flesh wound.

Look, stop that.

Chicken!

 I'll have your leg.

Black Knight (Freddy) tries to take a pee on Mack.  Mack grabs his sword and cuts off the Black Knights right leg.

I'll get you for that.

What?!?

Come here.

What are you going to do bleed on me?

I'm Invincible.

Your loony.

Mack then chops off the left leg and the Black Knight is on the ground.  Mack then picks up the Black Night and gives him a ddt.

Now let that be a lesson for you.  Don't stand in the way of me and the Holly Belt.  Fear my Wrath and the Wrath of the Fate.

Mack walks over the bridge and stops.  He looks back at Kash's body.

Oh poor Kash....If only you were still alive.

I'm okay.

What?!? If only you weren't on the verge of dieing. 

I think I am getting better.  I can stand up.

Well okay then lets go on.

Mack and Kash keep moving on until they reach a blind preset (Boogie Two Shoes) they stop and talk to him.

Can you help us on our quest for the Holly Belt.

Boogie Two Shoes:  Let me consult the Book of Armaments.

Boogie grabs a book and flips some pages.

As it is written in Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

"The Lord has brought forth his people unto this field, to fight one another in a 4 on 4 match.  The winner receives the Holly Belt.  And it shall be given to him....

Can we please skip to how to get it.

And it shall be given to him bay laying down your opponent on the mat,  Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, you shall throw him over the ropes and win the match.

Thank you of great man.  We are forever in your dept.  so the  count shall go one....two...five.

Three my good Sir three.

Three gotcha.

Mack and Kash then go off.  As the scene goes black they are entering a village with a mob of people walking in.