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Parker "PorkenFresh" Coates Orientation

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Mechanical Engineering (Hey, at least its not CS) |

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| Birthdate |
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May 11th, 1983 |

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| Email |
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[email protected] |

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| Home town |
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Corn Hill, NB |

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| Interests |
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Interpretive Dance, Practicing medicine without a license |

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| Turn ons |
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No pants |

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| Turn offs |
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Pants |

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| Role model |
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Chris Fevens, William Shactner |

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| Favourite bands |
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Rubberbands, Head bands, Bands of brigands |

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| Favourite movies |
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Pee Wee's Big Top, Land Before Time II |

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| Quotation |
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Isn't it a shame that families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs? I believe in making the world a better place for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him. |

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