Destiny Fulfilled

You will lose your beloved pet/friend/significant other and will go to a bar down the street to drown your sorrows. Seven drinks later, the door opens and you look up as late afternoon light fills the room. There, standing framed in the doorway, is your destiny. You die happy. Your youngest sibling inherits everything.

Don't like this fortune? Get a new one. Boys are smarter than girls anyways. Duh.