You see him strut slowly out of the bar extremely annoyed.
"It's about damn time Ash, I've been waiting for your to call me out all day."
"Well you gotta wait a little longer baby!" You shout. "You're just too slow to catch me!" You bolt out of town over the hill and to the train track. As you reach it Cell blasts right in front of you.
"Please Ash, spare us both. I am faster than the speed of light. I can out shoot, out ride, out spit, out fight and out think you. I am practically a god. You think you have a chance in hell?"
"Well. . . yeah, basically." You noticed the train coming closer. You step up on the tracks. Cell moves between you and the train. You pull out your Whinchester and aim it at his head.
The train gets closer and closer and you push your coat back reveling your bluff.
Cell's eyes widen as you drop your gun on the ground! You charge into him and try to tackle him.
As you spear him he flies backwards, ten feet in the air. You push down on him and you both land atop the train.
You both struggle to get out of the other's grasps as you lay on the train.
It blasts by at sixty miles an hour as Cell stands up and stomps you in the gut.
"How pathetic." He quips as you crumble in a ball.
You kick out Cell's leg and he trips over, sliding over the edge of the train.
You see the canyon about fifty feet ahead. You get your balance and look over the side to see Cell gripping onto the edge.
You give him one last smile. "Man. God. I'm the guy with the size 13 boot."
You stomp on Cell's hand and in a moment of pain he lets go and slips off the edge of the train, falling into the depths below.
You collapse in an extatic joy on top of the train and a large smile goes over your face.
You stare at the heavens and enjoy your moment of victory.
But then you hear a odd crackling noise and suddenly the train starts dipping down.
The track is out! And the train is falling down section by section.
You are too overwhelmed with fear to do anything, all you can do is fall.
On your way down you notice Cell flying in mid air with a piece of the train track in his hand.
Helpful Hint: Those who can fly, can't fall!
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