Cell suanters out of the bar and walks passed the town over to you, looking very unimpressed. It seems he's been drinking.

"What a primitive culture. There's nothing here that can destroy me. What a poor choice on your part Ash." Cell steps up on the train tracks and adjusts his hat. An annoyed scowl comes over his face. "You drag me all this way and for what? To be slaughtered acrossed time?"
"I still got a few tricks up my sleve."
You aim the Remington and blow a whole in Cell's kneecap and he cries in pain.

You did it! You outsmarted him and outshot him! You stalled the fight for so long that the dumb bastard went and got drunk!

Cell reaches for his revolver but you kick it out of his hand and club him in the head with the end of your gun.
He lays crippled as the train flies down the tracks getting closer to Cell.
"You're quick! In speed and in thought, Ash." Cell coughs up his green blood.
The train gets closer and you aim your Remington for another shot.
Cell reaches out in mercy and you pull the trigger again blowing out his other knee.

You take a couple steps back as the train blasts by Cell and rips his body in half.
He screams in a defening roar like an animal.

The train goes by and you walk over to the fallen god. His torso is all that remains. You reload the Remington and aim it down.

"Game over." You smirk as you lower the gun. Before you are about to lay the death blow he gives you one of his patented smiles.
Cell opens his jaw wide and a blinding ray of light shoots out of his mouth. You hold your eyes in pain as he grabs your leg and trips you over.
Cell crawls on top of you and with his last bit of energy he starts reciting an incantation from the Necronomicon.
A flash comes over your eyes once more and you black out for a moment.

You awake to find yourself staring at the sky, unable to move your legs. You look over to your right to see. . . YOU!

Your body stands there, holding the Remington. As you try to figure out what's going you look down and notice you have no legs.
You examing your body and realize YOU'RE CELL!

That bastard switched bodies with you at the last second! The old switcheroo! That cheap bastard!

Cell, in your body, walks over to you and lowers the gun.
"Never mess with a god Ash. You did some damage, but you were just too far out of your league." He pulls the trigger and blows your head to a million tiny pieces of bone and sinuw.

You fought well, but he was just to powerful.

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