BAM! He nails both of your lower legs. They explode in a bloody mess and you drop to your knees.
Cell drops one of his guns in the dirt and steadies his aim with the other.
"Very foolish Ash! I thought you were a little more intellegent than to face me without a resistance. You're nothing but a bloody do-gooder. A goodie little two shoes."
"That's where you're wrong!" You start stalling for time as Cell lowers his guard. "You haven't won yet!"
Cell aims at your head and smiles.
"There's one thing you forget to consider!" You know that you're bullshitting, but he doesn't.
Cell lowers his gun to his side, humoring you. "And what's that?"
"I ain't that good!" You smirk as you reach behind and take out the rocket launcher.
You brace it on your shoulder and Cell stands there puzzled.
You hit the button and the rocket fires out of the gun and shoots through the town with a defening roar.
You watch as Cell stands in horror, but then that oh-so familiar smile comes back on his face. He laughs as the rocket blasts right by him. Missing him completely.
Cell laughs and raises his gun back to a shooting position.
You can tell he is about to say a last word to you in a mocking victory as you kneel before him. . . . Then the rocket hits.
It goes right into the haystack and into the hidden barrels of gunpowder and explodes on impact.
The gunpowder immediately catches ablaze and Cell turns around just in time as the flame engulfs him.
Everyone in town watches on as the lord of the Necronomicon explodes into a million pieces.
"Gotcha didn't I? You sucker!"
You use your new found knowledge of the Necronomicon and create a portal to leap back into the present.
Since you are a master of the Necronomicon you banish the evil dead from ever entering your dimension again. You have saved the world from becoming enslaved by Cell and his master religion. You can now rest easy. . . but before you do: treat yourself to a nice cold one!
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