"Cell!" You scream as you walk into the middle of the dirt road. "I'm calling you out!"
Everyone in town comes out to the street to watch.
You look over at the church and see Cell come out. He's decked out in chaps, boots, and a bowl cap. He thinks he's a cowboy now.
You notice he has two silver revolvers holstered.
"Ash, I've been waiting for you."
You grip your Remington and bring it up into a firing position. "Go ahead! Make my day." You shout.
Cell walks slowly to the middle of the road, standing off with you.
You place the Remington at your side, Cell unsnaps the holsters on his guns.
Without a flinch Cell blows a whole in your knee. You drop down and fire your Remington.
Cell's shoulder is blown off and he collapses in pain.
He is quicker than you thought. . . he blasts you with more bullets and you can't even see him aim the gun.
He's so fast he shoots you and puts the gun back in his holster.
You lay on your chest, bleeding from your arms and legs. You aim the Remington and fire.
Cell flies over the bullets and lands at your head. He holds his bleeding shoulder in pain.
"Ash, you are a good fighter, but I am the best. Maybe if you weren't so thick headed you could've beaten me."
He takes your Remington away from your crippled body and makes good use of it. . . on you.
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