"Mister, mister! Are you the one who's gonna die today?" You look down at his little pudgy face.
"Run along kid." You pat him atop his head.
Everyone in town seems to have their eyes on you. It seems someone let the word out on the showdown later today.
You grip your Whinchester tightly and make your way to the center of the road.
You're not sure whether you want to fight Cell now and get it over with, or wait and test your skills.
An old man comes up to you and starts talking.
"Son, that is the best gun in the United States of America. There's no man who can defeat you if you've got 'der thing by your side." The old man pulls on his beard. "So don't blow it, I got twenty bucks riding on you at three to one odds."
"Uh, how does everyone know what's going on?"
"The big guy came through here about two minutes ago and declared to everyone that he was going to have a showdown with you." Obviously he means Cell. "Don't worry kid, you picked the right gun today, there's no way he can take you out with that Whinchester."
"Uh, thanks, I guess." You stammer, a little nervous.
The old man seems confident in you, and you seem to have the best gun out there.
"I can DO this!" You reassure yourself. "I'm gonna show this son of a bitch never to mess with a human again!"
"Cell!" You scream as you walk into the middle of the dirt road. "I'm calling you out!"
Everyone in town comes out to the street to watch.
You look over at the church and see Cell come out. He's decked out in chaps, boots, and a bowl cap. He thinks he's a cowboy now.
You notice he has two silver revolvers holstered.
"Ash, I've been waiting for you."
You grip your Whinchester and bring it up into a firing position. "Come get some." You scream.
"Some?" With that your arm explodes into a red explosion of blood. Cell has just blasted you with one of his guns! You never saw him take the gun out. . . damn he's fast!
Your arm is bleeding but you raise the Whinchester and begin to fire.
Bullets slam into the dirt, into the buildings and into the air. With your injured arm it's hard to aim.
Finally, a bullet slams into Cell and his leg start to puss out red blood. He screams in pain.
YES! If he bleeds- you can kill him! You continue to fire and hit Cell more times.
You're hit by another bullet and you drop the Whinchester. Your gun is fast, but Cell's reflexes are faster. He can draw his gun, shoot, and put it back in the holster so fast you can't see it happen.
Both your arms are bleeding and another bullet takes out your kneecap. Then your hip. A bullet in your ribs.
You lay in the dirt and a bloody Cell limps over to you.
"You were just too slow, cowboy."
This time he slowly takes out both revolvers and lowers them to your forehead. The last thing you see is his annoying grin shine over you- and then he pulls the trigger. . . .
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