"You just destroyed our poker game son." You look over at the table you went through and you see cards, cash and beer all over the place.
"Uhh, sorry, I guess." You stammer as the three cowboys eye you up.
"Not as sorry as you gonna be!" The dirty redneck punches you in the gut and his buddies carry you outside.
The guy you sent through the table still seems knocked out.
You awake to find yourself tied down on railroad tracks.
"What a cliche!" You think to yourself. As you try to pull yourself free you hear the whistling of a train.
You look north and notice a steam engine powering down the tracks, right for you. There's no escaping it.
Guess you'll think twice before you mess with a cowboys poker game!
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