You stand up and look around looking for a piece of glass big enough to impale this bastard on. You see one and reach for it, as you pick it up your metal hand it shatters.
You look for another piece, as you grab it with your other hand it slices you open.
"Great! Weapons everywhere but I can't use them!"
You gently pick up a shard with your metal hand and move next to the deadite who seems to be awaking.
As you thrust it down it shatters in your grip. "Dammit!"
The deadite gets up and spears you in your gut. He has you gripped by the stomach and he's running at full speed. He's pushing you further and further through the room until you feel no ground left. -You both fly through the window.

As you fall to your ultimate death you look downward and see a giant funnel in the middle of the sky. A spiraling portal floats in mid-air. It looks as if it were put there intentionally to save you from your fall.
This portal looks exactly like the one that sucked you away from the cabin all those years ago. You stare down it as you fall and think of all the hell that portal put you through. You have barely enough time left before you die.

What do you do?

Screw it! Dodge that piece of shit and take your chances on the street!

or

Whatever is on the other side has to be better than splatting on the concrete. Continue to fall in!

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