You're so pissed, you're about to explode, you need to vent frustrations somehow: "My last memory? I was banging your sister! Yeah! She was getting her head smacked up against my wall! It was wild!"
You hear an exasperation and a couple moans.
"Mister Williams, please, answer us truthfully."

Alright... what other choice do you have?Tell the truth

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