BAM! You stab the bastard in the eye with the air pump and force it in. You stab it in up to your forearm.
At first the demon starts to rumble in pain, but after a few seconds it laughs it off in it's own demonic way. You've barely scratched it!

"Shit!"
"What now?" You think for a second. "Improvise Ash, that's what you're good at!" You get an idea and you start to pump the pedal. The air pressure starts to go up and the bastards head starts to bulge a little.

It's grip loosens slightly and you pump faster and faster. You keep feeding more air into it's eyeball and skull.
The big son of a bitch lets go of you but you keep pumping. You scream in an evil laughter as your left hand gets sore from pushing on the pedal.

The deadite grabs its head in absolute terror.

"I always knew you deadites were airheads!"
One last pump and the demon's head explodes into a hundred little pieces of flesh.

You are covered in blood, you are standing knee deep in deadite remains, you are screaming your lungs out in the night's sky, but:

You WON!

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