With one free hand you reach in one of your pockets and pull out four grenades, all hooked to one pin. You yank the pin and with your last split second of life you let out a final one-liner. "Suck it down!"
A massive explosion engulfs you as well as the five deadites on top of you. You all burn together in a pool of flaming death.
Videl finishes the incantation in the Necronomicon, and the deadites are sent back to hell.
Mitch blows up the castle and Earth is a safe place to live again.
Mankind lives on, deadite free, because of you and your heroic last deed. Everything is complete, except for one fact: