You tackle Sal and the blade shoots right passed him, through the floor. You look over in time enough to see Videl's two halves split and tear. Her guts pour out and her body crumples into a bloody mess.
"OH GOD!" Sal screams.
"Sorry, baby, sorry." You reply, staring at her bloodied corpse. "Mankind needs Sal's intellect to survive, sorry." You bow your head to her brave effort to save the world.
You turn to Sal to see him curled up in a ball and shivering.
"Sal! Come on, we got a job to do!" He doesn't move. You go over and kick him. "Sal!" He doens't move, he's too frightened to move. Sal is in shock. "Sal!" As you shake him you didn't notice a third blade shooting down: for you.

A coward never is useful Ash!

You're Dead!

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