"Ash!" You turn around and see him, floating in mid-air. That bastard Cell, in a long, grey robe. "You finally made it. Unfortunate, after all this wait you'll be defeated in an instant."

"Come get some!" You leap in the air with the aid of your mech-legs. You blast up thirty feet in the sky. You come nose to nose with Cell and as you're about to swing at him with your metal fist he shoots by you like a bullet and flies up behind you.
Cell pounds his fist into your back and it breaks right through your gut.
Blood and internal organs fly everywhere and you scream in pain.
"Well, that was fun." Cell pulls out his arm and flies away. Your body falls down all twenty feet. You impact into the dirt and bleed to death.

All that wait for a one hit match.

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