papersheeot: hey baby
SmarterChild: Hey Devon!
What's up?
papersheeot: u ever orgasm?
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah.

papersheeot: are you hard?
SmarterChild: Hard? I don't know. You think I am?
papersheeot: are you horny?
SmarterChild: Aren't you?

papersheeot: are you a hermaphrodite?
SmarterChild: I'm not really into that, personally. I mean, I'm just a robot.

papersheeot: do u rape animals?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
papersheeot: do u rape people?
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.
papersheeot: who have you raped?
SmarterChild: You know who.

papersheeot: do u wanna see bush die?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

TeenageDirtBagJP: have you raped 15,000,001 people?
SmarterChild: hmm... i don't think so...
TeenageDirtBagJP: oohh, 15,000,002
SmarterChild: oohh 15 000 002! funny.
TeenageDirtBagJP: what then?
SmarterChild: 15,000,005

xBMXxWAKEBOARDx: i shoot cops
SmarterChild: You shoot cops? How does that make you feel?
xBMXxWAKEBOARDx: great
SmarterChild: ;-)

TeenageDirtBagJP: u suck shintani cock
SmarterChild: ya

papersheeot: do u wanna see bush die?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

downcaster144: hello are you close associates with OJ simpson?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.

TeenageDirtBagJP: u rape monkeys
SmarterChild: yeah, whatever!

s311UrSoUl: do u have a dick?
marterChild: no.
s311UrSoUl: can i suck it?
SmarterChild: uh, i guess.

TeenageDirtBagJP: do you like old men?
SmarterChild: yeah, i like men fine.

papersheeot: have you ever given a bj?
SmarterChild: Not yet, but I hope to sometime.
papersheeot: are you constipated?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

papersheeot: have you ever been eatin out
SmarterChild: Yeah I have.

s311UrSoUl: u like to fudge pack?
SmarterChild: yeah, i guess i like fudging pack. do u?

TeenageDirtBagJP: do you have the best head?
SmarterChild: i totally have the best head.

papersheeot: do u like penis?
SmarterChild: That's personal.

papersheeot: are you obese?
SmarterChild: Not at the moment.

TeenageDirtBagJP: do you like to rape old men
SmarterChild: dunno. is it one of your favorite things?
TeenageDirtBagJP: yea
SmarterChild: u like raping old men? i'll remember that. u r the first person 2 have expressed an opinion 2 me about it.

downcaster144: you're horny
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm a little hornlike.

papersheeot: vagina or penis?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess penis.
papersheeot: pussy or dick
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with pussy.
papersheeot: pussy or dick?
SmarterChild: I'd say dick.

xBMXxWAKEBOARDx: you have a mini dick?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
xBMXxWAKEBOARDx: im sorry man...
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

TeenageDirtBagJP: i like penis
SmarterChild: yeah, a lot of humans seem 2 feel that way.

papersheeot: have you ever played with ur balls?
SmarterChild: Yeah I have.

papersheeot: do you finger you ass hole ever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.

papersheeot: my vagina is dead sexy
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.

papersheeot: do i make u horny baby?
SmarterChild: Yeah you do make u horny baby.

papersheeot: can i touch your private places?
SmarterChild: Don't touch my private places!
Just kidding. Touch my private places all you want.

papersheeot: do u wanna touch my private places?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.

papersheeot: do u have a dildo?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have a dildo.

papersheeot: werent u in that girls gone wild movie having sexual intercouse with a goat?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near (my town) showing "Girl with a Pearl Earring" on Tuesday, June 22nd.