Subject: Mike's Memories Sent: Sun, 5 Sep 2004 22:27:10 -0400 Hey guys. It was great to hear from ya! I apologize for taking a year and a day to get back to you, but things got crazy with work and such. Now that I got my schedule reduced for 2 days a week for the school year, I had some time to write my own. I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you enjoy it as well. Keystone Light. Period. Probably upwards of 10,000 cans of this piss was consumed under the roof of the 18th townhouse of MacClosky Square, known to some as cCs Quae. Seriously, put a number on it. What about individual consumption? "You're crapping out" being exaggerated to "you're shitting out" being exaggerated to THIS IS A SHIT OUT. "SHIT OUT" becoming common English for someone doing something less than acceptable. Sean being able to get Austin to do ANYTHING, including jumping off a cliff to certain death by accusing him of shitting out. Jeff. Man I'm gonna miss him... The shocker becoming a staple for drunken pictures. Find me a photo album from a single night's party WITHOUT a shocker in at least half the pictures. Toby pissing on Sean to show his disapproval of being used as a prop for pimping is so classic. Counterstrike. Extremely fun for the 18ers outside of the upstairs double, while at the same time a sick, disgusting, lame ass time-consuming hellacious plague in the eyes of the upstairs double. Kart 64. Me getting bomb-raped in the 1-in-30 or so games when I was doing moderately well. That time Rory-bomb was chasing me around block fort for like 5 minutes, only to have CJ-bomb drop on me from two stories above. Mario Golf. Immitations of in-game taunting growing louder and stupider with each moment. The line between Golf and beerpong lessening each week. Taunts crossing from golf to pong faster than Boof could change what side of the plate he's batting from. Drew sending me Command and Conquer, us waging two or three 4-hour wars in it before the CS craze took over. The Arnold soundboard. Guffunah ov Kal eee forn eeyeah. Cookies. Stop being such a pussy. (By the way, Arnold calling politicians "economic girly men" the other day was almost up there with such highlights as Austin getting SARS from Jamie) Beach game, CJ making the haw-hee haw-hee haw-hee sound perfectly. Being uber competitive with this game, as well as everything else. Claiming character rape, saying that the sniping team/running team had it easier. Guy and Boof playing darts with eachother, Guy swipe while boof is aiming. Darts being thrown into the pumpkin, and the subsequent fruit fly infestation. Ridiculous people being granted deity status in our household for no apparent reason. Al Sharpton, the Cowboy from Interactive Male, Uday, Elimidate characters including Elf, Ak, Singing CJ, the list goes on.. The background torment. One of you douche bags actually taking the time to draw a picture of me being assraped by a big black man in MS Paint, and setting it as my background. The smile on my face in that drawing. The fact that our neighbors never seemed to have any schoolwork whatsoever. Out there playing wiffleball each day, building the table, getting a full sized trampoline and inflatable pool. Them having the MTV-esque party during Sienafest. Shovelball getting officially banned. The gleam in Rory's eye when he told me about the first sighting of the enormous racket. Seans video camera. I could sit down and watch all of the footage from beginning to end right now. Imagine how priceless this stuff will be in years to come! Good call Sean, keep taping shit next year! "THAT... WAS UNUSUAL" Officer Booftar getting a shout out is funny. The fact that me, drunk, pushing and kicking booftar to psyche him up for the bust is mysteriously missing from Sean's footage. All of our theme parties. I just heard from a rising sophomore girl last night that had never been to any of them, she said that 18 was notorious for their theme parties. Austin getting criticized for calling "ballgame" too early. This evolving into him calling ballgame after the first basket in NCAA tournament games. THIS crossing over into meaning "she wants me" Angela ruining booftar. Last night was an atrocity, we were in 40 and Austin and I ran upstairs to check out our room, and it was LOCKED, with boof and angela inside. Austin called shotty on not having the mattress that is now forever soiled. Because of this, I'm considering a return to commuter status. "How ya doin I?m a commuter." Tim showing up to parties and getting a huge pop. The night when the funnel appeared, 82 funneling. Austin's 30 second musical attention span getting mocked by me playing songs for 5 seconds, this evolving into the famed 2 second sound clips. Sean giving me the perfect answer to win the Around the Horn final question, none of you finding out about it until this email. Rory beating me for it a week from today when he reads this, realizes he got screwed, and gets up here. Me walking into 40 last night and seeing SESS sitting on a chair, I almost shat myself. LET'S GET FIRED UP CLASS OF 05! Austin wanting to be alone with X girl downstairs. Guy passing out in the chair and not realizing he was cockblocking. Boof throwing on Lostprophets and guy immediately getting up and walking in the room. God, remember when boof was that cool..? Austin bringing up the inflatable monkey incident. Sean was like, WTF is he doing in my bed, I was like whatever, that gives us the right to fuck with him!! Everyone in the house aside from Austin and boof having mixed feelings about Mario golf. Laughing about the shit that came with it at times, despising it at times. >Mike and I stealing beers from that random party on the first weekend and >running from the RA's Man that sucked. Warren being like HEY! STOP! Me saying KEEP WALKING By the way, good and bad news. Bad news first, our TA lives in 41. Overwhelmingly good news: our TA is SMILEY Chris, I'm pretty sure most or all of you are acquaintances with him, and if you're not, you should be. Also, he's in "DELTASIG!" so I'd say we?re in the clear. Me getting an endless amount of shit for actually trying to pursue something with my time. (DELTASIG!) Sean setting a maximum on the amount of times Austin could play Hillary Duff for the rest of the year. Rory getting in on the fruityloops program. The sign CJ hung up dividing up dish duty for each night. Boof drunk marching up the stairs yelling MIKE PLUS ACE. The revised dish sheet, basically assigning boof to every night, and Mendez to lawn duty. The nights when Guy would cook an awesome dinner, or someone's mom would make something great for us. CJ's mom bringing us soda and stuff ALL the time, man she rocks. Me falling in love with Mahjongg for her pie. (poontang pie) Booftar getting fucked with when he was trying to shower, him not locking the door and paying the price. Drew and I already late for accounting but staying even later to see/participate in more of the Boof harassment. Talking about showering brings to mind Guy in the towel spitting out the 151 shot, god I hope I never forget that. Blasting BAD BOYS Cops theme while beer is being passed through the downstairs double's windows. Waking up, sitting up in bed and seeing 87 pop ups on Austin's screen, as well as the AVG program's horrifying huge red text saying VIRUS DETECTED! Looking at Austin's screen and seeing IM?s open to about 7 sluts with pink/purple fonts, at all times one of them was Mahjongg. Austin asking mahjongg out. While we're on the topic of looking at Austin's screen, I might as well mention looking at his screen during counterstrike. Not that I ever did that.............. TEXAS HOLD EM and actually getting a felt cover for the table. The beautiful felt cover getting soda/coffee/cum stains on it within the first 24 hours of it being created. "Unfold" WHERE BROOKLYN AT!!?!?!? "Me eat you? I'll beat you!!" This list could go on and on., but instead of writing about it, lets make more memories. In other words, get the fuck up here you assbags. Sincerely, Michael Quinn "Kuh RAYYYYYYYZEEEEEEE Q"